Personalized Serious Clown Tote Bag. Serious Clown forgot your birthday. He's been burning the candles on both ends and he's just so tired. He is trying to be a serious adult, but it made him forget your birthday and now he is here late, with a gift for you. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.